LADIES & GERMS, PLEASE SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS APART FOR...

Freak Avenger O' the Depressed

"Life is a sick joke & death is the punchline. Or some such sh*t." - FUgly the KlowN ^#

Prozac freebasers of the world unite! Email FUgly (non-spam format): lovehatemail (at) fuglytheklown (dot) com

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

^* denotes "obscene" vowel as per the F.u.C.k.C.

^# FUgly the KlowN is available for Hollyw%d "comedy club" protests. Goddammit.

all disinformation copywrong forever Death-To-Hollyw%d Prods.