"This is not your step-father's telegram clown. Knee-slappingly funny!"
- Office Cubical Drone (OCD)
"Imagine, unless you can help it, Emmett Kelly and Lenny Bruce rolled into a
burrito from hell. Or Bozo the Clown and Bill Hicks on rye. Perhaps then you
can answer the question that's long burned on humanity's lips: 'Does the
pope sh*t in the woods?' Amen."
- Modern Clown Monthly
"Fellini would pass a stone."
- Sitdown Magazine
"FUgly is a zen master of the improvised insult. This klown ('with a K') somehow strikes a poetic balance between repulsion and pathos. He's the Don Rickles of clowns. And then some."
- The Deadpan Journal
"So this is Gloria Steinem and Tony Clifton's bastard son? Well, whoever he
is, he's like a shaman in floppy shoes; a dark comic symbol of all that's
wrong with terminally-adolescent America. 'Obscene vowels.' F*ckin' ugly,
indeed. FUgly the KlowN puts a whole new spin on laugh-'til-you-cry comedy."
- Mondo Turbid
"[Stacey] Sher presents the bizarre conspiracy theory that not only do
people mistakenly think [Jim] Carrey is posing as [Tony] Clifton, but that
he's also believed to be piling on the greasepaint as Fugly the Clown [sic],
an obnoxious gate crasher who interrupted Bob Zmuda at a book reading in
West Hollywood to claim that Tony Clifton is his deadbeat dad."
- Entertainment Weekly
"FUgly the KlowN got swooped in on the conspiracies and everybody went nuts.
We had a video clip from the Zmuda book signing, and everyone thought we
made it all up. We didn't. I sure hope someone is paying him for his effort,
or else it's just kind of depressing. You make the call."
- andylives dot org
FUGLY FACTOIDS: FUgly the KlowN continues his run for President of the United States of America, as a lousy write-in candidate. (Use a crayon.) He first ran in 2000 via the Democratic National Convention at the Staples Center in Lo$ Angele$, an event that was noted in the Washington Post by columnist Joel Achenbach. FUgly just happened to be buying paper clips and rubber bands, so he decided it was time to put a real f*cking clown in the White House and paint the damn thing in DayGlo polka-dots. FUgly's campaign motto? "Put a condom on the Washington Monument!"
* denotes "lurid" vowel as per the F.u.C.k.C.